# This is the file for allowing uniques to speak their "own" lines.
# Deleting this file will have no real effect on the game.  Modifying it may
# cause STRANGE unique lines to come up if the format's wrong, but shouldn't
# crash anything.  The format goes like so:
# 
# N:45:whoever this is
# 3
# says bravado line 1
# says bravado line 2
# says bravado line 3
# 2
# says fear line 1
# says fear line 2
#
# The number after the N: is the "monster index number" obtained from
# r_info.txt.  The text field after that number isn't actually used--it's
# just there to help humans edit the file.  The numbers on lines by
# themselves say the number of "bravado" and "fear" lines.  Getting these
# numbers wrong won't crash anything, but will produce strange lines.
#
# Two or more monsters can share lines; just put their N: lines in a
# contiguous block.
#
# To stop a certain monster from having unique lines, put a # in front of
# its N: line.
#
# Have fun with this!     --Matt G

N:8:Farmer Maggot
3
says, 'I'm carrying CASH!'
smirks, 'You wouldn't kill me, would you?'
gleefully shows off a nifty object he just bought.
2
screams, 'Don't hurt a poor helpless hobbit!'
yells, 'Where are my vicious dogs when I need them?'

N:63:Smeagol
27
sniggers.
grovels.
picks his nose.
pines for his precious.
searches his pockets.
eats some slimy creatures.
mutters, 'My precious, wheres my precious?'
shouts, 'No Master Hobbitsisisisis!'
cries, 'The ring was ours for agesisisisis!'
says, 'Smeagol sneeking! ME! Shneekingsisis!'
screams, 'Nasty Hobbitsisisisis...'
says, 'Come on, quickly, follow Smeagol'
says, 'Every way is guarded, silly foolsis!'
says, 'Nasty Bagginis, stole my precious.'
says, 'She will kill them oh yes she will precious.'
whines, 'Weees wants some fishises.'
says, 'Whats has its got in its pocketses, hmmm?'
whimpers, 'We've lost itses we have.'
says, 'He'll eastus all the world if he getsitses it.'
says, 'No food, no rest; Smeagol a SNEAK!'
says, 'What a dainty little dish you will be for her.'
says, 'Hobbitses always SOOOO Polite.'
screams, 'Stop, Thief!'
says, 'Makeses him drop his weapon precious.'
grovels, 'He has only four fingers on the black hand.'
growls, 'Not nice Hobbits, not sensible!'
says, 'If you findesis it, give it us back.'
3
says, 'Don't hurt us, mastersisis.'
says, 'Poor Smeagol, poor Smeagol.'
says, 'No AH! Don't hurtsis us.'

N:135:Mughash the Kobold Lord
4
says, 'I may be a kobold, but I'll kick your arse!'
says, 'Feel my wrath, fool!'
says, 'Death and destruction make me happy!'
snickers evilly.
2
screams, 'Cowards! Why did you abandon me?'
begs for mercy.

N:137:Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman
6
whines and sniggers.
leafs through 'Pervert Magazine.'
whispers nasty things.
says, 'I'll slaughter you slowly...'
giggles as he fingers his knife.
says, 'Now, you shall taste my wrath!'
3
begs you to spare his miserable life.
whines, 'This is not my fault!'
screams, 'Help! Help!'

N:138:Robin Hood, the Outlaw
6
eyes your money pouch covetously.
says, 'You look like Nottingham's man to me!'
says, 'I bet I can shoot better than you...'
says, 'Give 'til it hurts!'
says, 'Don't force me to put an arrow in your skull...'
says, 'Kevin Costner has soiled my name!'
3
begs you to spare his life.
says, 'But I'm a GOOD guy, really!'
says, 'Money? Sure, take it all back!'

#N:169:Brodda, the Easterling
#N:291:Ulfast, Son of Ulfang

N:180:Orfax, Son of Boldor
N:237:Boldor, King of the Yeeks
5
wonders aloud about your sexual orientation.
spouts torrents of obscenities.
shouts, 'YEEK! YEEK! YEEK!'
says, 'I'll teach you to respect yeeks!'
says, 'Feel lucky, punk?'
2
sobs, 'I didn't MEAN it...'
whimpers and moans.

N:200:Hobbes the Tiger
4
says, 'Why were people put here? TIGER FOOD!'
says, 'Yum! Adventurer sandwiches!'
says, 'I killed Calvin, now I'll kill YOU!'
says, 'I'll make your short life nasty and brutish!'
1
yells, 'Ow! Get me back to the comics!'

N:140:Lagduf, the Snaga
N:186:Grishnakh, the Hill Orc
N:215:Golfimbul, the Hill Orc Chief
N:260:Ufthak of Cirith Ungol
N:314:Shagrat, the Orc Captain
N:315:Gorbag, the Orc Captain
N:330:Bolg, Son of Azog
N:350:Ugluk, the Uruk
N:356:Lugdush, the Uruk
N:373:Azog, King of the Uruk-Hai
19
fingers his blade and grins evilly.
snickers, 'Now, I strike a blow for *our* side!'
says, 'Orcs don't get no respect... I'm gonna change that!'
calls your mother nasty names.
says, 'I'll bet your innards would taste real sweet...'
belches and spits.
scratches his armpits.
says, 'I love the smell of fresh blood.'
says, 'Yeeha! Another idiot to slaughter!'
hawks a loogie in your direction.
farts thunderously.
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.
says, 'I love being psychotic!'
says, 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill!'
says, 'I shall torture you slowly.'
calls you a scum-sucking pig-dog.
says, 'I shall have my way with your women!'
says, 'You're not so tough, buttmunch!'
says, 'Heh-heh, heh-heh, killing people is cool.'
6
screams, 'Hey, orcs have rights too!'
says, 'You're just prejudiced against orc-kind, aren't you?'
begs, 'Spare me and I'll get you Ringil! Really!'
says, 'Next time, I'm bringing more Uruks with me!'
says, 'Don't hate me because I'm ugly!'
whimpers and grovels.

N:382:Mime, the Nibelung
4
says, 'Wagner misrepresented us!'
says, 'I'll mess up all your stuff!'
says, 'Give me the Rheingold, or die!'
hums 'Ride of the Valkyries.'
1
screams, 'Help! Murder! Murder!'

#N:392:Sangahyando of Umbar
#N:380:Angamaite of Umbar

#This next may be unnecessarily evil... :-]

N:393:It
6
says, 'Nyah, nyah, betcha can't find me!'
says, 'Come get some!'
magically summons mighty undead opponents!
chuckles evilly.
magically summons Cyberdemons!
summons special opponents!
2
howls, 'I'll be back!'
whimpers, 'They said this invisibility thing was better than it is!'

N:441:Barney the Dinosaur
7
says, 'Cooperation! That's the magic word!'
mutters, 'I *hate* those Teletubbies...'
says, 'Won't you be my friend?'
says, 'Let's all sing a HAPPY SONG!'
mugs for the camera.
simpers disgustingrestnd, my only friend.
It's all over.
The fat lady sang.
Why does everything happen to me?
I'm going down.
Crapola.
Pow!
Bif!
Bam!
Zonk!
I should've listened to my mother...
No... a Bud light!
What was that noise?
Mama said there'd be days like this.
It's just one of those days...
I see a bright light...
Mommy? Is that you?
I let you hit me!
Sucker shot!
I didn't want to live anyway.
-<sob>-
Hah haa! Missed me! Ha---
Was that as close as I think it was?
Monsters rejoice: the hero has been defeated.
It wasn't just a job it was an adventure!
I didn't like violence anyway!
I thought you liked me?
Such senseless violence! I don't understand it.
I think this guy's a little crazy.
Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore.
Help me! I am undone!
Hey! Killin' ain't cool.
This fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest...
The rest is silence.
Guh!
It's game over, man!
You've run out of life.
Thou art slain.
Finish him!
Trust me, I know what I'm doing...
Die, mortal!
Kill men i' the dark! What be these bloody thieves?
Ho! Murder! Murder!
O! I am spoil'd, undone by villains!
O murderous slave! O villain!
O, falsely, falsely murder'd!
A guiltless death I die.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Trust me.
Dammit, this thing won't die!
He hit me for HOW MUCH?????
Look, behind you!!!
Who fed steroids to that kobold?
Don't worry, be happy!
I don't believe this!
Oops.
Oups.
Can't you take a joke?
Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...
Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you.
I never get to have any fun!
Stop!
Cut it out!
Don't worry. I've got a plan.
It didn't look so tough.
Run away!
All clear, guys.
AGAIN!?!?!
I don't like this dungeon...
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
My God will protect me.
You wouldn't dare!
But what about my Parry Skill? Tumbling?
Don't worry - I have Pilot-7.
And I've *never* done you any harm.
I don't understand. It should be dead by now.
I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare!
Hey! Where's my stomach? My hands?
Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book.
Cover me.
Watch this.
And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!'
I will not yield.
...but like a man he died.
If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful.
Well, at least I tried...?
What could possibly have gone wrong?
You die...
What's with that weirdo with the teeth?
Surrender? Never!
I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised.
Funny, didn't *look* like a cyberpsycho....
I have a very bad feeling about this.
Do something, SCHMUCK!
I feel I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself.
Oh, that's just a light wound.
Ach, is doch nur 'ne Fleischwunde...
I thought you were on MY side...
Next time, try talking!
Oh shit... I'll try to teleport again.
Somebody get me a Rod of Resurrection... QUICK!
Uhh... oh-oh...
Gee, where'd everybody go?
I see it coming...aaargllhhhh! {sough}
What do you mean 'aaargllhhhh'? Hey man, I've paid for this.
Ay! Ay! Ay!
Ohe! Ohe! Ohe!
Et tu, Caesar! Then fall, Brute!
Even the best laid plans...
Hey, not too rough!
The Random Number Generator hates me!
So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list?
Can't we talk this thing over?
Wait! Spare me and I'll make you rich! Money is not a problem!
I hate you!
By the kind gods, 'twas most ignobly done!
Mein Leben!
Meine Lieder!
I'm the hero of this story! I CAN'T die!
I thought heroes were supposed to win!
Gee... thanks.
You've fallen and can't get up!
911?
Sure don't look good...
Oh No! Here I blow again!
Hey - I've got lawyers.
Thanks, I needed that.
I AM toast!!
Scheisse!
Fatality!
Brutality!
Toasty!
And you thought Tristan was unlucky...
Just wait till I get my hands on the crook who sold me this crappy armor...
All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!
All my possessions for a moment of time!
Don't let poor Nelly starve!
Wally, what is this? It is death, my boy: they have deceived me.
Everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.
Adios.
I'm going home, babe.
I am innocent, innocent, innocent!
Watch where you're pointing with that sword! You nearly...
Hmm, some things are better wanted than had...
And they told me it was not loaded.
Of course I know what I am doing.
It looked harmless.
Hilfe, hilfe, hilfe!
Look, dad! No head!
Look! I'm flying!
Think I'm gonna fall for that?
I'll be back... as soon as I can.
3... 2... 1... Liftoff!
My wallet? In your dreams!
Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YY... AAARRRGGGHH!
See you later, alligator!
Up, up and awaa